February 2012
saddeer:
4794:
when a girl cherry pops is the cherry an audible sound?
yeah it sounds like your father crying in the distance
claraficati0n:
may there never be a day when a presidential candidate looks nothing like an snl cast member
1 tag
why I could never be on Craig's show
Craig: please state your name for the television audience.
Me: sir, I would like to bang you through the floorboards.
Craig:
Me:
Craig:
Me:
Craig:
Me:
Craig: what
Me: what
3 tags
did it hurt when you fell from heaven because have sex with me
I bet Rick Astley struggles with Lent.
"Working on some ideas for the new album in LA.."
orangepurplesilver: